A friend of mine says that walking into Simon Says is like time
traveling back to a gay bar in the late '70s. At some point they
remodeled, but this might still be true. Even at 5:30 on a weekday,
it's all about the mood - from erotic photographs to candles on the
bar. Simon Says is the solid Midwestern gay bar, whatever it needs to
be for whoever walks in: chill; familial; one of the few street-level,
Downtown Cincinnati bars offering an oasis from the work-a-day. The
patrons are mostly regulars, which might explain how this place has, in
one incarnation or another, survived Downtown for what will be 50 years
this September. The jukebox is bumping (soul, R&B, new wave), the
pours generous. (CR)
Amenities: Jukebox; ATM
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